Goes out with her mate stella,
its gets poured all over her fella

cos she says he aint no better than
than the next man kicking up fuss
drunk she stumbles down by the river
screams calling london, (london)
none of us heard her coming,
i guess the carpet wernt rolled out

poetry insert:

[Oh when my love, my darling,
You've left me here alone,
I'll walk the streets of London
Which once seemed all our own.

The vast suburban churches
Together we have found:
The ones which smelt of gaslight
The ones in incense drown'd
]

Her lingo went from the cockney to the gringo
Any time she sing a song the other girls sing along
And tell all the fellas that the lady is single
Fickle way to tickle on my young man’s tickle

She’s up for doing what she like
Any day more like the night
She drowned drunk sorrows that she stole bought borrowed
She didn’t like fights but at the same time understood
Fellas will be fellas til the end of time
(heavens what a noise, cold blooded murder of the english tongue)

Blut! (Jeej explains it wisely in the comments)
Jack had a gang that he called the many grams,
he was known as smack jack the cracker man
in life he was dealt some shit hands
but the boys got the back now

And jay went the same way as mickey and dan
A pen to mans upon the arrow wans
And man lisa had a baby with sam,
and now jack on his own man,

Well done Jack glug down that cider
You’re right she’s a slut and you never fucking liked her
Not like what he stopped so shocked
Coz it turns out the last laugh dance killed the pied piper

Tough little big man friends with your daughters
Only coz they drive him to pick up on his quarters
brawler, lager lout rawlers
Fall to the floor think they’re free
but they aint near the border

Too young gunned now by your hell fire corner
Always did a favour, but never took an order
Behave young scallywag a fine young Galahad
Glad-ragged up but only ever getting fag hags

Hung on his shoulder, cheap price shop tags
Slag better understand he came for the glamour
But this sounds original superficial the issue
For one dear Jack there 35 dopplegangers

Sheila Goes out with her mate stella,
its gets poured all over her fella,
cos shes says he aint no better than
than the next man kicking up fuss
drunk she stumbles down by the river
screams calling london,
none of us heard her coming,
i guess the carpet wernt rolled out

(its over, man its over) (get out, GET OUT)

So this a short story ’bout the girl Georgina
Never seen a worse clean young mess
Under stress at best ah but she pleased to see ya
With love God bless we lay her body to rest

Now it all dear started with Daddy’s alcoholic
A lightweight chinking down numbing his brain
And the doctor said he couldn’t get the heart dear started
Now beat up, drugged up she feeling the strain

She says ‘In a rut, what the fuck I sposed to do?’
Suck it out, start, stop, keep running through
True, but you try it aint easy to do
She been buckle belt beaten from the bat like a brat

Don’t know where she going but she know where she at
So Georgey, it’s time to chain react
But the truth is y’nah she’ll probably fall back
Tears streamed down her face she screamed away:

‘When I fall, no-one catch me
alone, lonely I’ll overdose slowly, get scared
I’ll scream and shout’
But you know it won’t matter she’ll be passing out

I said gibbitybiggityupah just another day
Another sad story this tragedy
paramedic announced death at 10.30
Rip it up, kick it, spit up the views

Sheila Goes out with her mate stella,
its gets poured all over her fella,
cos shes says man he aint no better
than the next man kicking up fuss
drunk she stumbles down by the river
screams calling london,
none of us heard her coming,
i guess the carpet wernt rolled out

Sheila Goes out with her mate stella,
it gets poured all over her fella,
cos she says man he aint no better
than the next man kicking up fuss
drunk she stumbles down by the river
screams calling london, (london)
none of us heard her coming,
i guess the carpet wernt rolled out

you can thank these guys here

  • big up the vernacular specialist du jour, Kim
  • additional contributions from Jaz, Simon, Jeej and Jordan
  • PS.. The two verses after the first chorus are an excerpt from

The Cockney Amorist by John Betjeman

Additional Note as some people seem to be confused – we’re trying to grasp what Jamie T’s saying on the demo version of Sheila (and I stand by my opinion that it’s better than the single) – you can download the mp3 and compare and contrast, it’s still up here.